Programmer, game designer, geek.
Every so often I remember I have a middle name and it makes me go “whoa”.
I actually have two middles names… the realization never fails to disturb me
Ooooooooooh reeeaalllllly? I’d love to hear them sometime.
Is it the sort of realization where you’re like “those are mine, but… i don’t use them, and I don’t really identify with either of them, and oh mY GODS WHY ARE THEY THERE GET THEM OFF ME”?
Because that’s mostly how I feel about my single one.
Johnathon in case anyone is wondering about mine. My phone spelled it wrong but I can’t be bothered correcting it now.
But there’s a guy at work who I regularly want to strangle. He’s more frustrating than Kayne. Endlessly going in circles explaining himself poorly or not at all and programming by trial and fucking error.
The rest of the team is pretty solid though.
never ever make fun of someone or get mad at them for putting on subtitles during a movie okay it may be a minor inconvenience to you or slightly annoying or something but they might have trouble processing the words or stuff and need help
Ah yes, “WAAH BUT ITS DISTRACTING *sob sob sniffle sniffle*” Well buddy it’s either that or you explain to me what’s going on every few minutes when I miss 2 or 3 words that are critical to understanding the plot, so take your pick.
To be honest, with the mixing quality of modern movies and their tendency to not give a shit about hiring actors who can fucking enunciate, it’s no surprise that a great many people - even native speakers with no hearing problems - turn to the closed caption system in order to be able to understand what the fuck is going on.
I’m also used to Swedish subs on everything because I live in Sweden so I get quite lost and confused without any text to follow these days, even though I don’t tend to actually use the subs all that often.
now that i think about it, it’s probably a big part of why i don’t smile too often as it feels really weird sometimes. mostly because my lower set of teeth is in front of my upper set and jaw shifted accordingly, something which i’m sure those toppers out there wouldn’t really understand the feel of. it’s just natural and all for me.
I don’t smile b/c it pushes my lips up my face and makes my jaw look even more massive than it is already.
I don’t smile because it either makes me look constipated or creepy. Or both, which is not a good combination.